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What movies have not aged well?

09.06.2025 18:39

What movies have not aged well?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

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A View to a Kill

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

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-J W Pepper

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

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Octopussy

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-All the bad guys are black.

Goldfinger

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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

From Russia With Love

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

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The Man with the Golden Gun

Diamonds Are Forever

Dr No

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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-”She is very sexyful!”

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-”Ah so!”

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Moonraker

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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Live and Let Die

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…